I like the number 9. Why?
- 10 is so 1990's Letterman.
- 3 is a lucky number. 3 x 3 = 9. Triple lucky.
- 9 is the first odd non-prime.
- I grew up in a family of 6. 6 upside down is 9.
- 9 / 3 = 3. I am first born. 3 + 1 = 4. 4 petals on the California poppy. The California poppy is orange. Orange is my favorite color.
- Three nines downside up is 666, the sign of my Master.
- There are 5 people in my household. I am the oldest of 4 brothers. 5 + 4 = 9.
- Okay, it's all bullshit. I like 9. No reason. Bite me.
Therefore, I present the reincarnation of my favorite number.
9 Bad Things About Me
9. I am not sure that protecting the mentally, physically, or socially impaired is in the best interest of our species.
8. I wish there was a monthly mandatory All Women Go Topless day.
7. Driver's license. Business license. Medical license. Where is the Parenting license?
6. I judge people by a combination of their courtesy, affability, ethnicity, and command of the English language.
5. I'd rather talk my way out of a fight. But push me too far, and I am capable of teaching you the meaning of "seeing red." I have no reservations about wounding, maiming, or killing, including myself, when my rage is unduly provoked.
4. I say I don't care, but I really do.
3. I have had the hots for female cartoon characters. See: Jessica Rabbit and the e-surance chick.
2. I can hold a grudge for a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
1. If a weapon existed that would erase humans, and any trace of their existence, without harming anything else, I would use it. Without thought. Without hesitation.
Obligatory tags: my Favorite Fishing Holes at the left.
You may not change the subject, for 9 is sacred. Or profane. I'm not sure which.
Um, I don't care so much for the esurance chick her hair bothers me), but Jessica Rabbitt is HOT.
ReplyDeleteAlso, #2, uh, me too.
JC
Unreal. I nod in agreement with all but #8. It hurts my liberal heart to agree with #9, but there ya go.
ReplyDelete#4 is my life's theme.
We are truly kin with regard to #5.
ReplyDeleteNumber 8? Never. Gonna. Happen.
I do weird calculations with random numbers to make them mean more to me, too! It's pretty weird to see my thought process in print.
ReplyDeleteI would be fine with the topless day. If it were warm outside. And skinny-dipping. That would be good too.
It's 100+ down here, is that warm enough? You can go skinny-dipping off the Pupfish...
ReplyDelete;)
I am planning to complete this 'assignment'.
ReplyDeleteIt should be finished by next week.
Oh, look! My word verification is SMENITA again!