…..Suggested Union Slogans That Cut Through The Crap (in honor of Labor Day).
9. You have an IQ of 68. You don’t know a credit from a contract. You have unresolved anger issues. Join a Union and tell the CEO what to do!
8. Tired of being an unacknowledged bitcher complainer? Join a Union!
7. Unions – slacking on the job for over 70 years!
6. U.N.I.O.N.! Unifying No-talents, Imbeciles, Opressors, and Ne'er-do-wells!
5. Why work? Join a Union!
4. Women! Join a Union! And hold a double sided Stop/Slow sign!
3. High school dropout? You too can earn $50 an hour!
2. Honor Labor! By observing a ten hour moment of silence every working day!
1. Tired of propaganda and politics that take advantage of the working man? Join a Union!
(Side Note: To paraphrase a comment I read years ago: "Many cars sport pro-union bumper stickers. I will support the unions' right to exist when I can plaster an anti-union bumper sticker without getting my ass kicked or my car keyed in the parking lot." 'Nuff said.)
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My advise?
My advise???!!!
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Doesn’t do any good, but I feel better.
LOL...Blog Spam. Coming soon to your grocer's freezer.
I'm about to mount an attack against these jerks.
Thanks for coming back, Venessa!
xoxox
Can I quote you? LOL!
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