Tuesday, August 8

The Kingfisher Family *

I'm going on vacation in two days! I know my devoted readers, all 3.7 of you, will miss me dearly. Therefore, I offer these pictures you may refer to as you read from the Library of Tall Tales in my absence. I give you the grandeur and beauty that is The Kingfisher Family!


First, we have Princessfisher, aka Daughter Thing. She is 13, and a joy to behold, is she not? She will be rolling her eyes at my unbelieveable embarrassmentness for 9½ days with me on vacation.


Next, we have Princefisher II, aka Fart Boy. He is 15, and is not an imaginative smartass. Really. He will be testing my patience with his unbelievable embarrassmentness for 9½ days with me on vacation.


This is Princefisher I, aka Wonder Dork. He's almost as cool as he looks. He is a 20 year old college student with a girlfriend and a job, so he will be glad not to spend 9½ days with me on vacation.


Presenting HRH Queenfisher, aka Radar Woman. She keeps the rest of us from killing ourselves with stupidity and our own filth. With 60% of the family gone, and another 20% mostly MIA, Queenfisher will feel like she is spending 9½ days by herself on vacation.


This pitiful specimen, photographed on one of its better mornings, needs no introduction, but it's a damn sure bet that it needs 9½ days of vacation.





* Thanks to South Park Studio v2, which you may find HERE.

12 comments:

jazz bird said...

Have fun!

My friend and I did South Park characters of ourselves and his family for his site. It was pretty fun to play with.

tiff said...

You're taking all the kids on vacation and leaving the dear wife at home? You're not a kingfisher, you're a saint. I know this because I was just "given" a week at home on my own, and it was better than any daggone spa could ever be.
Good luck to ya!

anika said...

Hm. You look like you NEED that vacay.

KOM said...

Holy crap! You're Charles Bukowski?

Kingfisher said...

Kom - God forbid! That vile bloated disgusting blowhhard misogynist doesn't deserve one-zillionth the little press he does get.

If I ever start writing or acting like him, I give total strangers permission to stab me in the eyes and cut off my fingers.

Shari said...

I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow!

KOM said...

Yarg! Didn't mean to hit a nerve - just going by your picture. But I guess maybe there is a bit more Hunter Thompson than Bukowski there... :)

Robyn said...

Have a great vacation!!

Squishi said...

lol if you're going down to South Park, give Mr Hanky a big hi for me :))

Cowboy said...

Hahahahaha.... Oh wow, the South Park pics and descriptions of your family had me in tears... It was good to laugh like that.

Where are you going on vacation, anyway?

rennratt said...

I hope that you're enjoying your time away!

Shari said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Isn't 9 days over?

I sorta miss you. But don't think that implies any kind of commitment on my part.

I can't go there in my blog relationships. I've been hurt too deeply.